What’s My Status: Documenting My Lack of Humanity

Yay! My scientific experiment is a success! My hypothesis was correct; the same sentiment is produced when encountered with the following two scenarios:

(a) When a car is creeping behind while you walk on the sidewalk, and then stops, as a man reaches out his hand to wave “hello” to then asks “what’s your name?”

Is identical to the feeling created, (b) when you are nearly run over, and left for dead, by a black Jeep Cherokee while jogging at 7am